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Tumblr shouldn’t even have the option to be connected to facebook !@#$%^&*(
OH LAWD
When you’ve been on tumblr so long even the line between it and FB is blurred.
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So I have been in some form of a LOKI’D war with my friend and today I decided to LOKI’D her room. So another friend and I did this. She’ll keep finding them months from now. I feel super accomplished.
Holy Norse God.
WOW, now this is what I call being:
BLESS. THIS. POST. -crying-
Look at the Pokemon cards too!
oh my god, if someone did this to our room I would leave it that way forever
OMFG ASHLEY PREPARE YOURSELF OR BETTER YET PREPARE JACKIE BECAUSE WE’RE DOING THIS TO JESSICA!!!
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! I want to wake up to this one day.
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Apparently when you’re at the front of a rollercoaster going up a hill isn’t the right time to shout back “Hey has anyone seen Final destination 3?”
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imagine if you went to a restaurant and when they said “can i take your order” you just said “no” and walked out
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on my first day of work at mcdonalds a little girl came in with her dad and when i asked what she wanted she told me the party pack 50 piece chicken mcnugget and her dad was like no sweetheart you cant eat that much and she screamed YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY ABILITIES and then kicked her dad in the balls and he fell to the floor and she was only like 6 years old omg
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